Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011

Porch Beers

Porch Beers originated during COVID when we couldn't hang out inside. It's a sacred time for middle-aged suburban dads to complain about their wives (and kids). It sometimes involves looking over your shoulder before asking your buddy, "But you said that to her?"

Dave: "Tough week at work. Porch beers?"

Ankur: "Hell yeah."

Erik: "Yeah man. I've been getting my B's busted. Let's do it."

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

Beer Titties

Breast the grow bigger due to the consumption of beer. This is a new phenomenon caused by the Removel of body fat by cosmetic surgery such as tummy tuck and 360’ mom make over. It is similar to Beerbelly but all the fat cells have been removed and only fat in the breast are left to swell and grow from use of alcoholic beverages.

Mary is growing big beer titties since she had her tummy tuck last year. All that beer she drinks no long goes to her butt or gutt, it goes directly to her titties

by Crusty@AV October 15, 2021

Mug root beer

Ichor, the blood of the gods, pent up into a small aluminum can. It is said to bring all who worship, drink, and admire it to Valhalla. The bulldog on the front of the can is a representation of power, sanctity, and bravery. And if you drink A and W, fuck you.

Well, I’m a mug blooded American ya hear? My veins are flowin with nothin but mug root beer

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023

beer dogging

Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).

Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.

"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."

"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL July 25, 2015

Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017

Beer zimmer

The act of providing a supporting frame to an inebriated person who would otherwise struggle to make it home. Usually involves walking arm-in-arm with someone taking two steps forward and one step back.

'Did you have a good night out last night?'
'Yeah, except I ended up as the beer zimmer for that girl in accounts.'

by FriendIndeed January 31, 2012