Apple

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

by rei is cool August 25, 2024

Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.

April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.

by psyche2511 July 30, 2023

Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.

A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"

by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021

Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.

“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”

by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023

Apples

a fruit which is red :/

Apples am I right

by the only true Descendants fan June 28, 2021

Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange

Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester

by Scribscrab May 30, 2021