5-card thud

When you are dealt a great hand in poker, and you feel your heart thud as a consequence, whereby you must keep calm to give a good poker face and play effectively thereafter.

Guy's thoughts: "Don't look suspicious. I hope nobody could tell that I just had a 5-card thud there."

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

1, 2, 5

the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.

I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!

by American fisting association November 29, 2018

High-5, brainy

When you've pulled a "Captain Obvious", and you know it.

Perception is reality. High-5, brainy! (Add palm slap to forehead, upon delivery)

by Sherwalt won July 9, 2017

#5

When laying underneath another man while he sits on a strapless chair and you eat his asshole out.

While at a gay club
Gay dude 1: I'd really like to #5 that guy over there, I bet his fart box could use a good tongue pounding!
Gay dude 2: oh geez you silly Willy!

by Hairyballbag3 August 17, 2017

Catch 5

Telling someone who has disrespected you that they can catch 5 fingers slapping the shit out of them.

Tom told Bryan he was gonna CATCH 5 if he keeps talking shit.

by Thug samurai October 27, 2018

5/5

Tekhwira 5/5 is a phrase was said in a Moroccan movie by a Moroccan actor and it got popular because of it changing to a meme or "troll"

we use the word tekhwira 5/5 (a Moroccan commun word) when we have a situation or a trouble that has no solution probably that problem return with consequences on you
it's hard to explain because and like i said it's Moroccan word you gotta be a real Moroccan to understand it and you gotta speak "darija"

when you spent the whole time talking to girls thinking it's the one then you discover it's just your friend playing with you
you : it's tekhwira 5/5
i know the definition and the example doesn't match but it's really hard to explain so i hope you do get it

enjoy !

by o ma gad October 28, 2018

Level 5 Punishment

Level 5 Punichment is best described and portrayed in the action film, “The Passion of the Christ”.

Oh you shared the quizlet... You know that results in level 5 punishment right?

by Nwne November 4, 2018