bitch i got yo man

when that bitch finally ends up alone because you stole her bf and you vibin'

" Samantha stole Rachel's boy and her aura was pretty much like 'bitch i got yo man'. "

by ava002 January 10, 2020

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Get the bitch i got yo manmug.

yo mommas pizza

“yo mommas pizza” is a phrase coined by shroominnboomin and is used to confuse who ever it is being used in conversation with. this works since it isn’t clear if it is a sexual innuendo or not this thus leaving the other wondering what you meant and if they should get mad or not.

friend 1: yo what you doing bro?
friend 2: yo mommas pizza.
friend 1: huh?

by milkdrinker24 April 2, 2022

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Get the yo mommas pizzamug.

yo

another way to say hi or hello

yo Martha, how's the truck

by lpqkwejrntmybuzkis June 20, 2021

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Get the yomug.

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.

“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!

by Garfieldington February 16, 2024

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