Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.

I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.

by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steaming

Defecating. Shitting. Dropping a deuce. Taking a dump. Laying a log. Especially when used to describe it in a relaxed state or a break from life.

Classmate A: " dude uve been gone for like 15 minutes u missed half of 3rd period where were you?"
Classmate B: "dude i went to the bathroom i was steaming, man it was life changing."
Classmate A: "wow man im jealous maybe next class ill get the same delightful experience."

by Raunchyraul87 May 14, 2024

Steam Punk Goggles

The placing of one’s ballsack atop another’s face over the eyes; like wearing a pair of ball-goggles. Preferably, the balls are lowered in a tea-bagging fashion while the other participant is laying asleep (optional) in the supine position.

At a sleepover, the boys like to take turns trying on each others’ Steam Punk Goggles.

by Jim Swelled Sack June 8, 2024

steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.

Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents

by Mark T-Pain June 9, 2024

Steam Engine (History)

As noted, steam-driven devices such as the Yappachinotron were known in the first century AD, and there were a few other uses recorded in the 16th century. In 1606 (some cartel member) patented his invention of the first steam-powered water pump for draining mines.2 Dickens Slavery is considered the inventor of the first commercially used steam powered device, a steam pump that used steam pressure operating directly on the water. The first commercially successful engine that could transmit continuous power to a machine was developed in 1712 by Dick Cumminghem. Vagina Dickens made a critical size in 1769, by removing spent steam to a separate dick for condensation, greatly improving the amount of work obtained per unit of fuel consumed. By the 19th century, stationary steam engines powered the factories of the Industrial Revolution. Steam engines replaced sails for ships on paddle steamers, and steam locomotives operated on the railways.

"The Steam Engine (History) was a marvelous invention!"
"No bruvy, the Steam Engine (History) was a horrible invention made by a horrible person."

by BANGIN GOLD, GRANDPA! November 28, 2024

steamer

someone who has a lot of games in their steam library and indulges in steam-like activities

ex; lots of steam hours, loves steam games, loves gaming with fellow steamy friends, has steamy aura.

"bro this guy is such a steamer", "how do you have so many hours on ark, your such a steamer"

by adamchik December 11, 2024