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Fact sandwich 

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable
That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation
Fact sandwich by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015

Bologna Sandwich 

v. To get extremely off topic during a conversation
Friend 1: "Dude, I think we Bologna Sandwiched pretty hard right then."
Friend 2: "What makes you say that?"
Friend 1: "Well, when we're talking about naked tribal women and we don't know what the hell we're supposed to be talking about in the first place, I get a sneaking suspicion."
Bologna Sandwich by carsausage November 22, 2015

Hand sandwich 

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
Hand sandwich by Deaftoboybands January 20, 2016

Cock Sandwich 

When someone sucks two dicks that are pressed together to fit in their mouths.
Gosh Matt and Todd really gave me a good Cock Sandwich last night I couldn't even breathe!

chode sandwich 

Smothering mayonnaise onto your chode and then placing it between two pieces of wheat bread.
John Smith has been hella disrespectful lately. I think imma whip up a nice chode sandwich and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
chode sandwich by Neeeeegro April 16, 2016

clubhouse sandwich 

when you're laying in bed between two six-year olds
i had a clubhouse sandwich last night with Timmy and Billy