Puddle Baby

When a child is conceived, but the mother has no idea who the father is, because she had a train ran on her, and she was left in a puddle of cum.

I didn't even know that Rachel had a kid. Who's the father? Nobody knows. It's a puddle baby.

by anonymous March 20, 2026

Pudding stamp

A bloody mark left on surfaces by a bitch dog in heat.

Hey Jim bob, your bitch blue tic just left several pudding stamps on my trailer lanolium.

by TwogunsTony March 21, 2026

Pudgie

When a girl gets a wedgie in her taco.

I need to pull the pudgie out of my taco, said one lip to the other.

by Pan Droppings Unite March 23, 2026

PuddleDucking

Doing you! Back on your bullshit! Doing the most! Not giving a fuck about nothing or nobody’s option or what/how they look at or view you!

“Girl what you doing?”

“You already know I’m out PuddleDucking!”

by Chibbs98 April 7, 2026

Pudgy Fudgy

The act of having anal intercourse with an abnormally large woman, too large in fact to properly maintain an acceptable level of hygiene enabling “left over feces.”

Roger: dude did Tyler take home that blubber brigade of a chick?

Tommy: dude he told me he’s fixing for a Pudgy Fudgy tonight!

by OfficiallyDrDubious May 10, 2025

Puddling

When a someone's anus is filled with bodily fluids and they walk and squat in a circle to push out fluids.

Miles was puddling in the living room last night and now it stinks in here.

by Cantcakes June 19, 2025

Puddle

A nice bowl of liquid METH

Smoking puddles my friend

Let's Smoke some puddles my friend.

by CarwynIestyn July 27, 2025