potatoable

if a message is quite funny or interesting, meaning having potatoboard chances

can you potato a thread because this is very potatoable

by yande October 2, 2023

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

Potato Sandwich

where you put chips in a sandwich. I could describe it in three words So Fucking Awesome

Yo try this. what is it A potato sandwich

by lit boy 1234 October 22, 2018

potato

a root vegetable

'Lil Timmy likes to eat potatoes!

by confusedpotato November 19, 2020

Potato Gunning

When you have gas behind a poo and it shoots the poo out like a potato gun

Do you ever just go to take a shit and not realize there’s a gas bubble behind your turd and it shoots out like you’re a human potato gun? Potato Gunning

by Potato gunner September 22, 2023

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

Fried Potato

My friend's username, I think this will be rejected though.

Fried potato made fun of me for accidentally typing keybeard instead of keyboard

by MelonSmasher29 March 13, 2023