Guinea Pig in a Blanket

A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.

Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.

by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021

Pig Schnozzing

While engaging in sexual intercourse with another, placing one pinky in each of the person’s nostrils making their nose resemble that of a pig.

I got SO into blasting my girl from behind last night, I started pig schnozzing her

by Esquire5 May 20, 2020

Carrying the pigs to market

An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.

Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!

by echo-t2o-n9ne-on1 December 30, 2021

Run pig

Male reference: slang term for the act of sexual intercourse

Yeah, after Red Lobster and the movies, she couldn't wait to get somewhere and let me " Run Pig! "

by Indecisive7 November 3, 2017

pig

hairy feminist warrior

you're such a pig, says the male
no, im a feminist, says the retarded human being
equal rights = equal responsibilities
- *feminist runs away*

by duriantiki September 9, 2018

wahabbi pig

A term that came from Polandball (Countryballs) used by Ethiopaball (and maybe Iranball?) as a "nickname" for Saudi Arabia. Comes from "wahabbism", a reformist movement in Saudi Arabia.

" ...stop supporting that pirate (Somalia) and support the civilized human. (Somaliland) But at least we really hate that filthy wahabbi pig." - Ethiopiaball

by berisoffurbandictionary November 17, 2023

Pig Hood

A vagina, one in which you'd like to eat like bacon.

Man! I when to chow town on some top tier pig hood last night!

by NotPoor January 22, 2021