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egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.
Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!
by monkay December 11, 2024
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Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge
Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg
by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017
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Sluts Scrambled Eggs

A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.

One of the partners must have a Penis.
Bruh jenny got hit with the Sluts Scrambled Eggs last weekend and there is video proof.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
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Egg

Egg
"egg"
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the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021
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Bad Egg

A type of Egg that you get in a Pokemon Game, and When you hatch it, it will Crash and Freeze the Game.
"Now I Hatched a Bad Egg, Now Pokemon Emerald Won't run"- me
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Egg

A female that doesn't know she's not a dude, and wants to grow a pair of balls and dick.
The boy girl still calls herself a female at this point, but once imitating tomboys is no longer getting it any attention, it will most likely try and grow a dick and balls and call itself something else besides an egg or a female.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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