Nick

A narcissistic abusive asshole who screams at you over nothing, plays guitar badly, has a worm dick and can’t wipe his own ass.

Nick quit screaming at me and wipe your ass!

by meowing tiger August 16, 2019

Nick

think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe

Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you

by maxgetsbotches December 28, 2021

Nick

The drunkest guy that you know. He bowls for fun and drives to Maine just to get some pussy. He often locks himself out of his own house when he arrives home from the bar so he ends up sleeping on his back porch or his roof. He can't spell to save his life and may or may not be bald.

That guy, he is drunk and bowling, also he may be bald, he's a Nick.

by Scoinyers September 3, 2023

Nick Fuentes

Mexican kiekl who is totally le hecking based and redpi -ACK! Conservative 'utt who can't do real politics so he makes a living off of a shitty commentary show. Somehow he got invited to meet Donald Trump despite having so many horrible takes that he might as well be a crackhouse sewage system -- one toxic little bitch who walks around with his bodyguards while pissing himself in the diaper like a shit baby, think of Jack Doherty if he's ten years older and has grown a pathetic little stubble.

Nick Fuentes here, I am a Jew pretending to be white with my ugly toddler cuck face.

by Sir Gnome OBE January 19, 2024

Nick

honestly one of the greatest guys you’d ever meet in your life. they’ll make you laugh with their dumb jokes. they are so handsome and so respectful. they can probably kick anyone’s ass if they have to. will take care of his girlfriend/friends/loved ones. he’s very loyal and loving. will always be there for you. he’ll spend hours upon hours talking to you and randomly complimenting you. yeah they could be jerks but once you actually get to know him you’d be so glad you did. also glasses makes him soooo attractive (but he’s already hella cute).

“who are you talking to?” “hehe nick🥰🥰”

by bruhidunno101 February 15, 2020

Nick Foster

Grown man in his early 40s who gets offended by everything and is way too obsessed with teenage girls

"Nick Foster" Ew

by Gabe itch 420 May 18, 2023

Nick

A guy who will have a friend who he will stick to like nobody else as if he was attached to them.

Who is that?
Thats nick with his obsession

by gamerxoxo69420xoxo December 29, 2021