muffin gubler

When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.

“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”

by Wormman March 24, 2021

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021

muffin

how bbh swears and delitefull treats

thou ist a muffin head

by u r die April 13, 2021

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021

Arse muffin

Anal secretion of undetermined origin.

Kanye West is an arse muffin!

by BatDad~71 May 18, 2021

clunge muffin

Smearing a bran muffin between a pair of ripe pussy lips, prefferably ones that smell of urine and cabbage.

I gave the waitress at the diner a clunge muffin last Friday and she put it back in the display case.

by Reverend Gibs May 26, 2021

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021