Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Flip Muffin

A muffin that has been flipped.

An upside down muffin that is retarded and gay.

1. Mom, why is there a flip muffin in the kitchen?

2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.

by beccab00 June 12, 2009

Cunta-Muffin

A stupid female driver

That bitch right there, yeah she’s a #cunta-muffin

by cunt19 January 21, 2024

negro muffin

a muffin but the top of the muffing is an afro

Hey look at that negro muffin that thing is cool

by I Tyrone I December 16, 2019

study muffin

An attractive person who studies a lot. Like a stud muffin, but smarter.

John is such a study muffin. He's so hot but I only see him at the library.

by Tangentbanana September 29, 2019

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

by Delt__ June 4, 2018