Meat Peddler 

Someone who is a bit of a bitch and probably works at a deli and makes sandwiches.

"Man, Carson is such a meat peddler. Bro needs to shut up and make me a sandwich."

Meat Peddler by JimBobBrowning March 26, 2023

Meat Water 

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

Meat Water by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023

meat processor 

A whore’s vagina

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.

meat processor by P1624 April 28, 2023

Meat Shield 

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

Meat Shield by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023

Meat Waggin' 

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"

Meat Waggin' by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 11, 2023

Meat Hooks 

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.

Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"

Meat Hooks by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023

Meat carrot 

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

Meat carrot by Smordwith May 27, 2023