Hand job 

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time.

2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.

1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.

2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.

Hand job by opd868 September 25, 2013

Labeuf Job 

when a girl or guy preforms oral sex but they imagine that you are Shia labeuf

Wow Jenny is such a bitch I can't beleive she gave me a Labeuf Job!

Labeuf Job by Cazmanman August 2, 2007

cincinnati inside job 

when a guy is butt fucking a girl, he then slides his whole hand into her vagina and tries to rub his dick through the tissue separating the holes. its anal and a good jerk off all at once.

man she was so willing, i gave her a cincinnati inside job halfway through dinner.

cincinnati inside job by dj poopandscoop November 18, 2009

Russian nose job 

When your stick the tip of you penis in your g.f. nose and ejaculate into it.

Hey man i just gave my wife a russian nose job last night... she was pissed

Russian nose job by Grim_reaper91 December 4, 2009

rail job

To give one guy a job of the hand while fingering his arsehole...

Bob almighty is a major rail job for taking the word i Fucking invented... And he cant even get the definition correct.

rail job by Dan Nurczyk September 30, 2006

blow job 

When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.

It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)

blow job by Autumn_loves_you April 7, 2008

salvadorean blow job 

the event of a pupusa being made, then rolled around ur dick this will lead up to a fat salvi bitch to giving u head and havin a delicous meal of pupusa

cerote 1:ayy cerote u wanna salvi blow by ma fatass sister

cerote 2:ohh why yess the great salvadorean blow job hmmm dat would be scrumtous i will volunteer

salvadorean blow job by fjvnjwbnhjbevbhvhfbevnfwj July 30, 2010