jack shack

A building which sells sex toys and porn videos and has 25 cent peep shows in the back room.

Hey mom, gimme a roll of quarters so I can go down the jack shack and rub one off.

by mws August 6, 2003

Jack shit

This term is used to describe someone who thinks they know everything yet are often wrong. They will argue and lie to be right. Often get louder when challenged. It can also be said they have shit for brains. Often offer unnecessary information just to have something to say.

Said to someone who is the offender."You know Jack shit about everything shit for brains".

by Lordsmith October 26, 2010

Jack attack

To have cardiac arrest while masterbating.

My grandfather had a jack attack.

by Joe Blumkin March 2, 2007

jack johnson

1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....

it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september

by banana pancakes March 1, 2005

gay-jacked

when a group of gays flood a forum or discussion group with irrelavent comments, saying how fabulous they are, and generally just gaying the place up

we were having a good discussion, till it got "gay-jacked".

by Victim of Life September 25, 2009

jack sparrow

Character played by Johnny Depp in the Pirates of the Carribbean film series. Arguably Depp's best-known character aside from Edward Scissorhands.
An eccentric character who is dishonest, sly, and backstabbing, which adds to his undeniable charm and reputation as a pirate. Always staggers around in a drunken stupor, looking like he's been having way too much rum.
A great character who's unfortunately become the latest trend for 14-year-old fangirls who hang out at Hot Topic. This might be the fault of the unnecessary sequel to the first film.

14-year-old Hot Topic Teeny Bopper: OMG! I like, heart Jack Sparrow! He rocks my socks off!

Vincent: Yep... this is what it's come to.

by HueyFreeman December 7, 2006

Jack around

To mess or fool with. Also used in context of keeping company with.

"To jack around with electrical wires is risky."

"I prefer to not jack around with all that drama - it's just asking for trouble."

by drivers January 27, 2006