I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

I'm sat

When you friend makes a really good point that humbles/shuts you up instantly

Marissa: you have dated all of your ex's more than once

*Holly is absolutely fucking speechless*

Holly: there's no denying that. I'm sat

by Hollie maria February 12, 2025

I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

It is what it is.
I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

I'm boutta buss on the battle bus you know what I'm saying cuz!

by HOTDAWGMASTER49 February 18, 2025

I'm him

A quote after successfully completing a difficult task that was the best for you.

Austin reaves hits a dagger jump shot in game 1 of the 2023 playoffs against the Memphis grizzlies and quotes "I'm him".

by Ethan Thompson February 20, 2025

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by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.

"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick

by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025

When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

by repufolklore February 28, 2025