Green Ghetto Dweller

There’s bringing a knife to a gun fight - and then there’s bringing an Android to an iPhone group text. That one friend or relative who turns what would otherwise be a beautiful blue iMessage experience into a half-assed (and limited to 10 participant) green colored piece of shit. They must live in the ghetto ‘cos their mama couldn’t afford to buy them an iPhone, or maybe it’s still on lay-a-way at K-mart. This mofo might still have to hit 4 two times and then again three more times just to say “Hi”.

I’m gonna leave Oates out of the group text because I don’t want that Green Ghetto Dweller fucking it up - Darryl Hall

by RATTnroll September 25, 2024

Ghetto combo

The epitome of a redline ghetto in the us or Canada: a combination of hdmi and c.u.p.i.d

All social workers who want to fix the ghetto need to know what a ghetto combo is

by Sexydimma September 28, 2024

Ghetto Vino

When people match the incorrect wine with food.

I went to the wedding in Napa and they served Pinot noir with pomodoro, that’s so ghetto vino

by BelmondoBond December 13, 2024

Ghetto

- Paul /aka Pauly

Mike dapped up his friend spitting some rap acting ghetto(Paul) .

by Ghetto -Paul December 19, 2025

Ghetto

-Paul/ aka Pauly

Mike dapped up his friend spitting some rap acting ghetto(Paul )

by Ghetto -Paul December 19, 2025

Ghetto Doily

A cheap napkin placed under a cup or bowl on top of a tray or saucer. Serves to prevent it from sliding around while being carried and to absorb a small amount of spillage

The poor waitress nearly dropped by bowl of soup and it sloshed out onto the plate. It could’ve been a disaster if she hadn’t put a ghetto doily under it.

by BigChimichungus January 2, 2026

Ghetto Bird

A large bird of prey that belongs to the Rotary family, the Ghetto Bird originates from California. It is commonly spotted over areas such as San Bernardino, Compton, and Long Beach while hunting for prey. Ghetto Birds are primarily active during the day but are also skilled nocturnal hunters, thanks to their advanced 1-million-lumen photon transmitters.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third, cause I'm getting chased by the Ghetto Bird!

by SumDude357 February 16, 2025