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Money's Bitch

Self-explanatory it's Money's Bitch
Money's Bitch List - Delta Epic Ander Fizz The whole of AA Stealer Family Chrome Silver
by ZesuSteal March 14, 2023
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Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.
There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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Money

The literal king of the world. Who needs queen Alizabeth when you have Money!
Homeless man: I need money:(
Queen Alizabeth: Too bad
Money: IM COMINGG!!
by Mommymilker November 22, 2021
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When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"
Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025
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infinite money glitch

In video games, a way to get an infinite amount of money without any effort by exploiting a bug in the game.
Person 1: Woah how did you get so many coins!?

Person 2: Infinite money glitch.
by Kriskit December 2, 2023
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Bail money friend

BMF- the one call option. The person you can call no matter what the time or what the reason or where you are who will come without question and get you outta there, or at least provide lawyers, guns and money.
Thank goodness my BMF Bail money friend was sober, or else I never would have gotten out of that speed-trap town.
by BigTex August 14, 2012
mugGet the Bail money friendmug.

pitty money

Pitty money: when people send you money after something bad happens instead of comforting you in person
" Your uncle sent you 50$ ,he said he felt bad after he saw what happened"

"Dope pitty money really fills the void of my dad dying"
by I eat rotten strawberries September 18, 2022
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