Flop the Block

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To cruise, or drive around the block aimlessly. Kind of like back roading, but in the city.

Hey Lyndsey, do you want to flop the block later tonight?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 5, 2020

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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.

John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...

by Guessimist September 10, 2015

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Urban Block

When you can't think of a good funny definition to put on urban dictionary or are too lazy

guy 1: yo dude come up with something to put on urban dictionary
guy 2: sorry bro iv'e got Urban Block

by ZombiefleshLOZ March 23, 2016

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Booze Blocking

It is when someone is in the way by keeping you from being able to drink alcohol.

Kathy is really booze blocking me tonight.

by ImSoTriggered August 25, 2017

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Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws

"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"

by Skisonice September 30, 2022

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