Jeby Eyes

When you get to that state of inebriation that your left eye must look a completely different way then your right eye to focus on the person or object.

Look, she’s got Jeby eyes!

by Me May 13, 2005

Round Eye

Americanized Chinese Food. Usually just referred to as Chinese Food but sometimes the distinction needs bring back some actual Chinese food back. Usually used when an ethnically Chinese person is buying food for other people.

Person 1: WTF is this!
Chinese Guy: Balut
Person 1: Yo I thought you were just gonna get us some round eye not actual Chinese.

by Selaney March 20, 2021

Bee's Eyes

A sexual act in which the testicles of a male are rested upon the eye sockets of a willing partner. The primary modus operandi is for the tip of the nose to be placed against the chode or taint, with the forehead supporting the brunt of the penis. 'Inverted Bee's Eyes' are equally common, and to be found especially in the gay mens' 69 position. In cases where the scrotum's hair has been removed through chemical application, or otherwise, "Bald Bee's Eyes" is the product. Other variants include "Frosted", "Brown", and "Bloody" version of the manuever.

statement: "Cindy licked my asshole last night."
response: "Did you give her the bee's eyes?"

by Dr. Brownose October 21, 2010

eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.

That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli

by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010

dot eyes

cf. dot her eyes, which means the same thing.

I'd dot eyes for her anytime.

by Smoozer April 22, 2006

Cock Eye

Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.

<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
...
<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye

by Necrololicon February 26, 2005

fishy eye

noun: part of a womans anatomy, the part that spouts babies, takes penises and ejects pee. Often hidden by a set of meat curtains. other names include, tuna canoe, fishy canoe, silver canoe, va-jay-jay, vagina, pussy , and slimy crevice.

"i would like to grab that fishy eye"
"my fishy eye is infected"
"come on baby , stick this t.v remote in your fishy eye"
"oh yea, oh yea ram that fist up my fishy eye"

by mastur c33f June 23, 2008