jizz bumper

the act where a guy ejaculates on a females rearend

dude i totally gave this girl the ole’ jizz bumper

by the hammer gammer May 21, 2022

Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

Grumper Bumper

When you are in a bad mood but your significant other wants to engage in sexual intercourse. This is called the grumper bumper because although you're not in the mood, who are you to turn down sex, so you push through with the grumper bumper?

My hoe ass bitch burned my toast, and thought she deserved this dick! She pissed me off so I gave her the grumper bumper.

by keithyweithy June 23, 2022

Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.

You are such a Verified Bumpkin.

by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022

Dumpy Bumpy

Slang used to describe sexual activity involving oneself's anal cavity especially if the receiver is rather large from behind. Typically the posterior-end is referred to as "dumpy" which is due to roots within the word "Dumptruck" (which is a vehicle commonly used to haul large quantities of sediment from one location to another), and the word "bumpy" being used to describe the motion of anal sex where one bounces off of their partner.

Man! Me and your sister got it on last night. We did the dumpy bumpy so many times!

by LowerParchment July 5, 2022

Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

Screaming Bumpy

A screaming bumpy is when you have back seat anal sex in the back of a Toyota Carola doing 60 mph down a dirt road

"she was walking funny after that screaming bumpy and taking that sharp corner near the big rock"

by anonymous August 1, 2022