jizz on the brain

When you're a whore

Steve - "Dat bitch got jizz on the brain"

by Pinguino25 October 2, 2017

Slurp Brain

When you are so out of it that your brain feels like mush. As if you could stick a straw into your ear and slurp your brain out.

"I can't stop giggling right now. Major case of slurp brain."

"I'm so out of it."
"Slurp brain?"
"Yes, it's all mush up there right now"

by chodemeister37 October 15, 2017

Brain deaf

One's confidence in their own capacity to articulate any given thing, yet evidently spew what results to word vomit. As related to tone deaf.

Noam Chomsky went totally brain deaf at yesterday's lecture; he moral signaled the entire time and sounded like he didn't have a clue at all about the topics that were meant to be discussed fruitfully.

by whereisthefood October 21, 2017

compass-brain

A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.

Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.

by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017

Genital Brain

People who always think about sex or think with their genital.

A: He screwed up the deal by sleeping with his boss's wife.

B: Well, he was using his genital brain!

by JSLC May 27, 2017

brain in the rain

Receiving oral pleasure in an outdoor setting while it precipitates.

That whore was wild. She done gave brain in the rain to me during last night's storm. It was wicked awesome brah.

by lenny732 June 26, 2017

sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017