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hefty bitch

A very large female
I love ur bird simon, she is a hefty bitch , she is so fat
by mitch00uk April 18, 2015
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elevator bitch

The person on an elevator who is "told" what floor someone else on the elevator would like to go to instead of that person asking politely.
Douchebag steps into elevator and simply says "4" to the poor bastard closest to the buttons. (Elevator bitch)
by Beaverstank December 18, 2014
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bitch count

The number of different women or "bitches" a man has slept with
My bitch count is only 4 but Howard has 20.
by HSPUA March 27, 2008
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bitch jacked

When one guy is with a chick and another guy comes up and takes her from him.
Sean had his woman bitch jacked last night at the club.
by Jeff/Matt January 17, 2004
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Block Bitching

Block Bitching is when two parties on Messenger, Skype or some other messenger services, threatens to block each other through the service when they aren't really settling aside their differences using the chat. This can often cause one or both parties to set up new email accounts just for the situation, get back up from teams and enforcements and create other usernames to get them back or to avoid each other or get a reaction from the other person just because of the 'Block' function.

The Ignore button in a chatroom is pretty much the same thing!
Person A: You are special!
Person B: You're BLOCKED!

Person A: Going to start block bitching now?
Person B: ...
Person A: I'm going to set up another account to see if I could get an answer from you.
by I_am_a_loser September 8, 2013
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Conditional Bitch

Person who does things only if others do, showing no independence of thought.
I’m in…..lets see who wants to go first….so who’s in?

Decide for yourself Conditional Bitch.
by Lirone1234 January 5, 2009
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Mom's Bitch

A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.

Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.

It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.

If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.

Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!

Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!

Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!

Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
by tsunbot November 3, 2010
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