Mexican Jelly Beans

Bullets shot into the air at a Mexican party or festival

It was raining Mexican jelly beans last night, three cows were killed and I need a new roof now

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

dirty bean juice

Coffee

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.

by KingSalami1313 June 27, 2021

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

by PhineousPhreak August 28, 2013

No flicking the bean February

The female form of no nut Novemeber in which the female cannot get off. This is to show the will power and strength of a woman. There are rules:
Female may not masturbate in any form including but not limited to fingers, toys, shower heads etc...
Female must not cum or orgasm in any way.
Female may become aroused however, must show her strength and will power by not giving in.

Erotic dreams are allowed however must not be acted upon.
If involved it is the partners role to try to arouse the female to tempt her.
Upon successfully completing this task the female should participate in munch it March in which the female receives copious amounts of oral sex.

Paul: Girl I want to feel you quiver as I kiss my way up your thighs
An anonymous female: No way player Im participating in no flicking the bean February , but when I make it munch it March your my bitch... bring chapstick

by Paula Phelps November 8, 2018

Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018

boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018

Chili Bean bomb

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"

by Greirat November 1, 2023