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Apple On a Stick

Apple on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart beat 246

Not because your dirty not because your clean
Not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine

Boys, Girls having fun

Especially the ones with the big fat bums
She wibbles she wobbles she can even do the splits

Betcha 10 dollars that ya can do this
So close you eyes and count to ten if you mess up your a big fat hen

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10

No one messed up so your still my friend and thats the end gimmie my 10
Alternative ( You messed up so your not my friend and a big fat hen)
by Urmiddlechild June 15, 2022
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applebarbz

The alter-ego of every Apple iPhone in the iMessages app. Turns seemly normal, easy to spell words into completely different, utterly confusing words. The alter-ego exists in limited form on devices with iOS 16, whereas messages can be edited and/or deleted. Applebarbz first appeared on iPhones of users who are barbz, AKA the fans of Nicki Minaj, hence the name, applebarbz.
Person 1: This is so sad I'm crying rn
Person 2: Moo qque psoriasis
Person 1: wtf
Person 2: Oh sorry my phone turned into applebarbz for a second
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Apple

by appple4life August 4, 2022
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Apple

A fruit you eat that is from a tree
Eldin: OMG MAX IS EATING AN APPLE
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Apple

Apple
by Wilbur_Soots_laugh August 14, 2022
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Apple

This mother fucker kicks the shot out of ya, this dark magic makes your butt crack bigger each time, you’ll be able to see sound, hear colors and forget how to SHIT!

Fuck…
Little Timmy!”
“Yea?”
“What did you eat ya cunt?”
“A fucking magic red apple that a drug addict gave me, why”
“…. Fuck!”
by Aussie_guy August 15, 2022
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Apple

This common-looking fruit is actually a devil in disguise.
It is the #1 weapon against any kind of medical-studying individual.
It can also be used as a way to humiliate someone by making them spell the word.
Do not underestimate it.
"He brought an apple to the doctor's office. News sources say that the doctor instantly vaporized upon seeing it."
Person A: "Hey, spell 'apple'." Person B: "Sure: A-P-P-L-E." Person A: "LOL!! You said P-P!!" *Everyone laughs at Person B*
Person B: *dies of pure humiliation*
by sofunnymanhaha August 19, 2022
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