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apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.
"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"
by worlds best apple puncher December 9, 2015
mugGet the apple punchermug.

Apple

A object that is referred to someone when they are blushing or to describe that they are are cute.
by Normalhuman23 November 2, 2017
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

A company that sameshits all the fucking time. The iphone just adds another camera to that doesn't even work. My mothers Xiaomi 10 LITE and my SAMSUNG GALAXY YOUNG GT perfoms better than apple iphones in 2099.
Mac OS is just bullshit and the original MACINTOSH was so bad and MacOS X is worse than Windows ME. Samsung, MicroSoft and Xiaomi are cheaper than apple, but better than Apple will ever be.
Apple Fanboy: LOL noob. You use Windows 10. Mac ic better.
Me: Shut the fuck up. I would rather jump off a cliff than use Apple technology. MacOS X is more shitty than fucking Windows ME
by cuber69420 May 22, 2022
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple party

The act of shoving multiple Granny Smith apples in ones asshole, very popular in Nigeria.
“Hey Brett want to have a quick Apple party before class?”
by QQQ69 August 28, 2018
mugGet the Apple partymug.

Apple

BRO THE FUCKING APPLE JUST TOOK MY TOOTH FUCKING FUUUUUCK
by The Gay Bringer January 24, 2023
mugGet the Applemug.

Apple

apple is a baddie who posts edits of animals on Camtasia 8, so she is a badass
Apple is so uglyyyyyyy
why there apple
by applezarecoolio January 17, 2018
mugGet the Applemug.

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