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noun a turd so long, one end sticks out of the water.

syn. JV Airdump - an airdump in the new, standard toilets that use less water.
syn. Wright Brothers - the rare feat of two airdumps in a single session, created by one individual.
Steve refused to take a shit for the entire duration of our cross-country drive. He despised public restrooms. It was inevitable when we got to our destination an airdump might be in the works, or maybe even a Wright Brothers if he was careful, but that was almost impossible.
Airdump by New Edina Bailey January 26, 2019
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knuckle airlines 

Telling someone there about to get punched -
"Your about to take a flight on Knuckle Airlines, and you've been upgraded to Fists Class"
knuckle airlines by Chris Mags November 14, 2006

airport accent

An airport accent is best defined as an accent that is hard to place. A person with an airport accent may pronounce some words with a British accent, while other words may be spoken with an American, Australian or any other accent you care to think of.

The reasons behind this may be as a result of having parents from different countries from the one the person was brought up in. Or it could be as a result of having lived in a variety of different places as a child, or a combination of the two. Either way the person may well have spent much of his life in airports, flying between the different countries.
"You have a very strong airport accent"
"Well I was born in Lebanon, but moved to England when I was 7, and then when we were 15 my family moved to America, but now I live in Paris"
"Oh wow"
"Yeah - and my parents are Russian and Brazilian - so we used to spent our summers in Moscow and our winters in Rio"
"That must have involved a lot of travelling"
"Yeah - I spent a lot of my youth in airports - my handwriting now resembles Frutiger."
"Shit a fucking brick"
"Yeah"
airport accent by Muthecow February 5, 2007

Airternet 

Using the internet, mid-flight
Guy: How was your flight man?

Other Guy: Really good, the airternet connection made the time fly by. I was on youtube for the whole flight.
Airternet by dsl7272 January 24, 2010
In Slang term, it means "Blank" which is ignoring someone.
Mike: "Yo Ed, what's up?"
Ed: (ignores)
Mike: "Yo why is he bare airing me for"
Airing by Maltz May 3, 2013
A person who lacks street smarts/common sense. Forgetful, ditzy, or absent minded. Often used as a characteristic for a stereotypical blonde. It is important not to link airhead to stupid. It is possible to be airheaded yet have book smarts.
The car battery is dead because she left her headlights on again, what an airhead.
Airhead by cupk8 May 27, 2018