ten fingers ten toes

A strange greeting. For example, if you’re going to leave a function, you could say “ten fingers, ten toes, I’m out.”

“Ten fingers Ten Toes, man, I gotta leave”

by BeeInTheBigBlueBog October 4, 2023

Toe Fart

When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.

Oh honey wtf was that you just did a toe fart as I was massaging it.

by borisbinladen May 5, 2025

koala toe

Australian slang for a tampon.

My sheila told me to stop by the corner store for a pack of koala toes before shark week.

by loloculus July 31, 2025

manel toe

an expression used to describe a guys crotch and/or testicles poking through the fabric of their pants in a very obvious way; masculine version of a camel toe

Man A: “Hey Bill, did you see that weird fuckin’ picture Joe posted ?”

Man B: “Yeah, he had a fuckin manel toe! That shit makes me uncomfortable.”

by shecanthandleme82293 May 7, 2023

7 toes up

You love asshole.

Wow look at Ilari with 7 toes up, he must like a black asshole

by viloperse September 15, 2022

tic tac toe king

someone who is good at tic tac toe

woah! i cannot beat this dude in tic tac toe! he is so good. he is the tic tac toe king!

by totalsexybeastballs October 14, 2021

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021