Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

Max

Is usually good at everything, except for video games. Gets good grades and has a lot of friends but isn’t very popular among his school. Isn’t the hottest guy in the room but is more personality than looks. Has a great relationship with his family and friends. Max is very athletic and plays about every sport possible. Relationship wise he is only looking for the perfect girl and nothing less but nobody likes him so he’s lonely.

Note: I am a Max so this information is 100% accurate

Everyone: You should just stop playing fortnite, your soooo trash.

Max: It’s fine I have football practice anyway and after that I have basketball.

by maxroni09 December 4, 2020

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

max

omg max is the best person ever and is really sexy and i mean it he is handsome funny and smart

max was here and monty

by hunter45 November 16, 2022

Max

Max
noun

Max isn’t just “the biggest.” He’s strong, confident, and kind, but don’t let that fool you. He’ll steal your heart, make you feel safe, and then hit you with love like you’ve never known. Someone who’s fun, addictive, and leaves you wanting more… basically, a Max is pure trouble, and you’ll love every second of it.

You think you know what love is? Then you haven’t met Max yet.
He is the best thing that happened to me. I'm in love with Max.

by borntobealiveisnietvandevp October 20, 2025

Maxed Out

To sexually to the max where you have no more energy to continue

Uma: Where were you last night?
Ace: Shiddd bitch I was getting maxed out

Ex. Kyrie stay maxing his girl out

by Acethaghost July 27, 2019

mr max

loves cock inside of his bum and loves men

hello my name is mr max and i have men all over me like its raining cats and dogs ;)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021