Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 September 30, 2020

Dad

Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.

Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon

Son: I know

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

My dad

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

Dad

Big gorilla balls that dance while humping your mother named Lucas pressnall

I walked in on dad bouncing into my mouth

by Sugogndeze Mama March 23, 2022

Dad's fault

General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.

Mom's car is out of gas, it's Dad's fault.

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

e dad

father of an e girl\boy, they randomly dance and do tiktoks e dad is also called senior e boy

look I found a e dad

by loans little peom September 9, 2020