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Money's Bitch

Self-explanatory it's Money's Bitch
Money's Bitch List - Delta Epic Ander Fizz The whole of AA Stealer Family Chrome Silver
by ZesuSteal March 14, 2023
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Money

An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.
There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.
by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
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booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.
I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.
by benny and the jets April 19, 2017
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Money

Person A; Do you have any money?

Person B; I'm still broke sadly
by Microwave2222 June 18, 2022
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Money

Token for everything you would buy

people say 'Money Doesn't bring happiness' but its more of lie

cause, its needed for the food you wear

the furniture you eat and etc
by mukdo January 31, 2023
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losing money costs you nothing!

When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"
Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025
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Money

The literal king of the world. Who needs queen Alizabeth when you have Money!
Homeless man: I need money:(
Queen Alizabeth: Too bad
Money: IM COMINGG!!
by Mommymilker November 22, 2021
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