A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'
'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'
'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'
'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021
Get the Car Insid-'er Jokemug. When you get in the car and just go. And you just do and you just live. You just live your life.
-CrankThatFrank
-CrankThatFrank
Is it carring or caring?
Carring. You get in the car and just go...
Ok Frank shut up we’re all gonna throw up.
Carring. You get in the car and just go...
Ok Frank shut up we’re all gonna throw up.
by SOPHIAISDROWNING December 31, 2019
Get the Carringmug. Big car is a smoking legend , he hits fat dabs and doesn’t care about things . He stays focus on the true vision God put him in this earth for . Big car can out smoke and out live anyone .
by Clk February 11, 2021
Get the Big carmug. When you go get head at a drive through carwash, and she has to make you cum before the car wash is over. If she does, you have to pay for her car to get washed.
I lost the last car wash challenge she sucked me dry while my the wash blew my car dry. Now I gotta pay for her car to get washed
Consider myself Lucky me
Consider myself Lucky me
by Eatdogp00p September 6, 2020
Get the car wash challengemug. either
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
Get the on it like a car bonnetmug. by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
Get the Salty Car Washmug. by WildWillez December 13, 2020
Get the Tyres car collectionmug.