Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

Sock Buddy

The act of masturbating and before your final climax you throw a sock over your penis to capture all of your "Ingredients". Also very washable and easy to conceal...

Jenna: Dude, your socks always look kinda crusty what's the deal?

Me: Oh that's just my sock buddy. No biggie!

by Deathofme November 14, 2012

johnson sock

the dirty sock you finish off in

"i found jimmys johnson sock under his bed today! i cant believe he would do this"

by mrDjOjBj January 5, 2016

Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock

Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!

by WISE7890 October 15, 2015

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

Sticky Socked

Getting admitted into a hospital due to mental health issues, referencing to the cool new socks you get sent home with.

I’m scared to tell my therapist that I want to commit unalive because I don’t want to get sticky socked.

by tinylake June 15, 2021

Pink Sock

Fuck a girl in the asshole punch her in the back of it tensions her ass, pull out and asshole comes with, around your cock. As a nice sleeve for you to cum in.

“Last night I was feeling depressed than I went over my parent in laws house and pink socked the fuck out of the family dog. My father in-law will be scraping those dingle berries off of that bitches ass for weeks.
That son of a bitch had it cuming. Tell me I’m a disappointment again, see what happens.” - Chad

by KissKingQueen6969 April 8, 2021