ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021

Korean Leftover Surprise

When someone blows you in your sleep and kisses you the morning with your cum still in their mouth.

"Bro she woke me up with the Korean Leftover Surprise, tasted gross."
"Dang bro that sucks, what's her number?"

by pokeyuan November 24, 2021

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

Dead Rat Surprise

A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.

I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.

by averagemint May 7, 2022

cake pop surprise

when two consenting adults agree to a sexual act of shoving pillsbury cookie dough and nemo’s carrot cake up ones anus to create a cake pop mold, sticking a stick in pulling it out and eating it

cheryl let me cake pop surprise her ass

by pahpawpussypoppy May 29, 2022

Fleshy Butt Stick Surprise

Ramming your cock into someone’s anus with surprise

I snuck up on my friend and gave him a fleshy butt stick surprise

by PapaBoongTang June 15, 2022