Hop on Dark Souls 2

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex.

Hey Krisz, wanna hop on Dark Souls 2?

by Chaserxrd August 12, 2025

Fell for the soup

To naively walk into a setup or situation that's embarrassing or ends badly, especially when trying to be helpful, kind, or unsuspectingly cooperative. Usually implies that the person should have known better, but got blindsided anyway. Often due to being too nice, too trusting, or just not thinking it through.

“She swore her ex was ‘just a friend.’ Fell for the soup hard.”

“Manager asked if I could ‘just stay 10 minutes late.’ Two hours later… yeah, I fell for the soup.”

“He promised he just needed a ride across town. Ended up dragging me to three different stops. Fell for the soup.”

by poisondaggers September 26, 2025

beat oth soup

Soup whose top out of three or five or however many ingredients is male ejaculate, sperm, semen.

... !!!°÷°!!! ...how does wENdyL know when it's dog beat oth soup?{?{?}}... ...when it's k.E.w.L.... ... ... ... !!!=_=!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder October 6, 2025

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

Dragon’s Soup

The act of throwing a flaming liquid like burning lighter fluid or any other flammable liquid from a plate or skillet and fire being thrown at an individual or furniture.

My girlfriend cheated on me by fucking with another man so I’m gonna give her some of the “Dragon’s Soup”.

by Cultmaster666 June 22, 2025

Skadooching in the Soup

When you ejaculate in the soup broth and feed it to hungry customers

"The secret recipe for my noodle soup is I have my chef back there Skadooching in the Soup! it adds a salty kick that the soup wont do without"

by MistahDGun July 10, 2025

cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose

I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup

by teddykreuger October 21, 2025