I felt that one!

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.

Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023

the one true king

Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm,

Stannis is the one true king

HE WILL BRING THE DAWN STANNIS FRIST OF HIS NAME TRUE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS

by SER DAVOS HAND OF THE KING October 23, 2017

One way mission

A one way mission is military slang for a mission likely to produce extreme loss of life.

It looks like the orders are likely to be a one way mission, a suicide patrol.

by I, Wreckerrr October 11, 2016

twenty one pilots

for those who cry on the inside but dance on the outside

"did you hear that new twenty one pilots song?"
"yeah I cried, I mean danced to it last nite"

by kyl0R3n May 30, 2016

No one gives a shit

When you really really want to emphasize that no one cares about something. Not only does it feel satisfying to say, it's a quick and easy way to shut someone down when they say something stupid or trivial.

Guy 1: My favorite color is white.
Guy 2: No one gives a shit.

by Dictionary-Man 2.0 December 7, 2021

The good one

Oh now that you're the good on you're please with yourself?

Hym "That's the whole point of this. You're slighted by the fact that I "denied you credit" so now you're trying to do that to me. But when I was the depressed suicidal boy who thought people should be able to kill themselves and be lauded for it I was contemptible. But you were too stupid and narcissistic to read between the lines. Too stupid too get it (if you will). Now that it's YOU and that you're the good one 'oh well of course I was the good one all along.' No no no. Don't worry. You'll get the credit you deserve."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022

Land one on the beach

To "land one on the beach", or "landed one on the beach" is to take a shit that is so big that at least half of its unbroken length sticks up out of the water of the toilet bowl and clings to the porcelain like a beached whale taking its last breath.

Dude, you've got to see this. I just "landed one on the beach", It was such a big shit it brushed my nuts when it finally broke loose and fell over. I love it when I "land one on the beach" I never flush those, so the next guy can see how insignificant his shit capacity is!

by Sall Matsaulu August 30, 2009