Dark Money

1.) What the the rulers of this world. I e. Authorities, Police, 1st responders use to secretly fund illegal or questionable activities.

2.) Cash, Crypto tokens, Cheques.

Dark money is secretly financing bad behaviour.

by 20/20 Vision Reality March 29, 2024

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money

money is like paper that have our presidents faces on each one for example: Benjamin Franklin is on the $100 bill and George Washington hes on the $1 bill.

Mikey: Hey mom.
Jessy (mom): Yes mikey?
MIkey: I need $300 ASAP.
Mom: For what Mikey?
Mikey: Because I confessed to Siria and she said i need to have above $100 to be dating her
Mom: Mikey you are 18. You can have a job now.
Mikey: Ok mom.
Mom: So what are you gonna apply for?
Mikey: Ima make my own sex booth to have sex and make money
Mom: Uhh you sure?
MIkey: Yep!

3 months later
Siria: So you called me here?
MIkey: yeah.
Siria: So wassup?
Mikey: Will you be my gf?
Siria: Uhm but remember 3 months ago u gotta impress me.
Mikey: yeah *holds out money*
siria: Ok yeah but will we have sex each month 3 times?
mikey: yeah cant wait to feel your vagina
siria: oh well we can do dirty stuff
mikey: yeah and also ima be playin w/ur clit as well and you with my penis!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by matteroffactmeandyouaregreat! July 8, 2021

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the money change

"the money change" is a code of honor which dictates that once the outcome of a wager between parties has been determined the losing party must pay the wager as soon as possible and such payment should be in a public way thus demonstrating appropriate humility.

That was a great game but now its time for " the money change!"

by P Daigle January 21, 2025

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