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cool jizzero

Basically, this is when you haven't jizzed in a really long time, than you would carve a pocket pussy out of a block of ice, you just use it a pocket pussy. You transfer the could jizz into a glass and fill it with a pinch of salt and a bit of lemon, this is one special cocktail.
-barman: what do you want, first cocktail on the house.

-Woman: I'll have one cool jizzero please.

-barman: Okay it could take some time tho, we don't have one pre-made. So could you just stay here and I'll show you how to make one
by _the ar October 25, 2019
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Cool

You see that player over there, number 21, he’s cool. His favorite color is turquoise.
by giseleadriaeli October 26, 2019
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Cool

Why are you looking up cool?That makes you so uncool.
by TMAB03 October 28, 2019
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Cool

Actually not really cool you just don’t want to tell the person the truth
John- Oh yeah your ‘cool’
Ham- oh really
John- *inside thoughts* not really I just don’t want to seem rude
by Hahahhaimugly October 29, 2019
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Cool

by EbAg the great November 9, 2020
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cool dude dog

someone who is super cool but also smells like a dog.
that guy over there would be super awesome if he wasn't such a cool dude dog
by 509-919-7630 November 16, 2020
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Cool

by Eyesore420 November 18, 2020
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