Guys I got this

Pull your shorts up and say "guys I got this"

"Oh no my fire is burning down"
*pulls up shorts
"Guys I got this"

by DomSaidHi September 28, 2023

i just got nana’d

when you get interrupted in the group chat with some bullshit.

“guys i think i just hit a child with my car i cant stop cryinfh”
“— XENOMORPH FORTNITE SKIN GRIDDY”
“wow i just got nana’d”

by asofial October 1, 2023

Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought

Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.

??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."

by Hym Iam October 4, 2023

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023

She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from

Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

Got Fed

When someone hits you with a knuckle sandwich.

When you get punched.

That guy just got fed!”

“Ron just ate the second most important meal of the day”

“James just fed Bert a knuckle sandwich”

DAMN THATS LUNCH
It’s lunchtime! lmao

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