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Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.
Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.
by protijy July 2, 2018
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What The Muffin

A phrase commonly used by BadBoyHalo, the word muffin is used instead of fuck, as Bad doesn’t swear(mostly)
Tommyinnit and Drista vandalized my house again. WHAT THE MUFFIN!
by ididntgetmyusername May 7, 2022
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Poop Muffin

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.
Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.
by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019
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Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024
Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!
by M Cook July 19, 2024
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Muffin

A fat ass hoe that has a stick up her ass and lets any little dick into her vagina.
"Muffin's slut ass cant keep her fucking legs closed for her life. No wonder she always smells like tuna."
by MUFFIN.HATE.THAT.HOE. May 3, 2019
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Squeecher Muffin

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.
The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.
by Squeecher February 12, 2014
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Queef muffin

Air pushed in to the vagina and letting your man sucking it out
Damn girl I just gave my man a queef muffin last night
by Ramionnoodle November 3, 2018
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