it’s my mouth

The funniest way to respond to someone e that says that they are talking always talking too much.

Alex: I can’t believe that I have to work on all of this homework for today
Chad: Seriously you talk so much why can’t you just shut up!?!?!?!?!
Alex: Because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

It’s my mouth

The funniest thing to say to someone who complains about you talking too much.

Person 1: You talk so much shut up
Person 2: No because it’s my mouth

by D@rk$h@d0w November 11, 2020

Mouth Spout

Just a triangle cup. The entire thing is a spout.

"... why the hell do you have a triangle cup??"
"Because.... mouth spout."

by DumbleFumble November 18, 2020

Mouth cooking

A method of cooking where the chef chews food, spit it out, repeat and prepare a dish with the chewed food

A:Hey what's your favourite style of cooking?
B: Definitely mouth cooking, i like the extra flavour

by Alexendrio the wise November 22, 2020

hot pocket mouth

Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.

I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.

by Actuarius81 October 23, 2020

Mouth Plumbing

Verb- The act of unclogging your girlfriends/ boyfriends asshole when they are constipated. To do this you must place your mouth firmly against their bare asshole and suck until you fell light headed, at this point you must go back in and finish the job by inhaling all of their feces.

My girl had a mean stomach ache so I stepped in and started mouth plumbing. She feels much better now but my mouth is full of shit.

by Borat Vedy Nice October 29, 2020

Trout Mouth

Having a small mouth but being able to open up wide.

Her trout mouth is looking mighty purdy

by ThatOneChiccc November 3, 2020