Muffin Man

A person who makes her friend buy a muffin for her and completely demolish it within seconds. The muffin gets everywhere.

Madilyn your such a muffin man.

by i_have_a_sad_life February 25, 2021

Muffin Buffin

The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.

I gave this Lady a propper Muffin Buffin last night

by Sir.G March 5, 2021

Muffin

A curse word
Well for bbh at least

Bbh: QUACKITY YOU MUFFINHEAD
Muffinhead stands for motherfucker

by Anonymous alien 52909 March 22, 2021

muffin gubler

When a fat person stuffs muffins as a keepsake for later. Causing them to be massively obese.

“MOM. HE WONT STOP EATING MY FUCKING MUFFINS TELL LARD ASS TO PUT THAT SHIT DOWN. HES BEING A MUFFIN GUBLER.”

by Wormman March 24, 2021

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021

muffin

how bbh swears and delitefull treats

thou ist a muffin head

by u r die April 13, 2021

cream muffin

Someone who is soft and very feminine

Vro you're a cream muffin

by 🅱️oolteacher April 16, 2021