ghetto date

A poor man's date, cheapskate.

"Girl, did he Take you on a Ghetto date? What did you do, chase ducks or sometin'?

by Queen of Dolphins November 30, 2017

Ghetto Camping

A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.

My mom made me mad so I went ghetto camping.

by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025

Ghetto

Im in the ghetto ratatata ratatata ahh

Im In the ghetto

by Tok tok things January 7, 2020

Ghetto Literature

Graffiti - Usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods.

I can't help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.

by sp00kyspac October 15, 2016

Ghetto skunk

When you shit on the floor and run away

PA announcement: We've got a ghetto skunk in frozen foods

by Speak douglas September 13, 2019

ghetto penis enlargement

the following is not recommended for anyone to actually do. attempt at own risk, the poster assumes no liability for action taken by the reader. When a dildo is placed inside a penis by incision, insertion, and being stitched closed it is the most inexpensive version of penis enlargement; thus called ghetto penis enlargement.

person a: "Dude, I here jimmy's c0ck is huge now."
person b: "oh yea i heard they pushed a 12 inch double into his sheath. his wife is happy at least."
person a: "Shit what'd that run him?"
person b: $30 plus a trip to the street corner surgeon. Came to a hundo i heard."
Person a: Damn that's the most ghetto penis enlargement I've ever encountered

by cukmepls June 3, 2013

Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024