The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.

Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.

by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

Flying Dutchman

When you give someone a handjob and use their poop as a lube

Tommy: Bro I was at becky’s last night and she gave me a Flying Dutchman

by threebysix October 1, 2022

Fruit Fly

The young version of a fag-hag.

There's always a fruit fly hovering around the gay boys at the cafeteria.

by Gator711 October 14, 2022

Flying Monkies

A term used for those who choose to engage in narcissistic abuse, triangulation, coercive control, and gaslighting along with the head Narc. The "ring leader" sets the stage for people that will tell the truth about who they are, the flying monkies intimidate harass, judge and otherwise manipulate and torture the victim. The goal for all of them is the pleasure of bringing someone down who can see right through them.

'Did you see the way A's son's father just fell right into being one of his other baby mama's flying monkies?!' "Yeah both B and C have been relentless and downright ugly to her, I didnt realize those two were so damn pathetic they have to go and have a smear campaign against her?" SHES A GOOD MOM

by YouCantStopMeBruh December 31, 2021

fly Ryanair

The equivalent word of suicide.

If the internet did not exist I would actually fly Ryanair.

by ThatMogus January 5, 2022

penis-fly trap

Penis-Fly Trap

Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.

by The catch January 18, 2022