David’s cult

A terrifying cult based in Dubuque that to enter you must sign over your soul to David to be placed in his soul bank(a ginger named Luke)

Dude I joined David’s cult
No way !!

by Cult member #1 December 12, 2017

David

A gay child who cries a lot when he doesn’t get what he wants

He also can be very sexual

This nigga David is gay

by Cola you sue ma January 5, 2020

C David

C David is a word to describe a person named David that is cringe

Example: This person is cringe, and he’s named David. Let’s call him C David

by Guest4530 January 4, 2024

David

mysterious.

person: yo look it’s some emo dude
other person: oh that’s just david

by user_310 February 20, 2024

Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.

Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff

by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020

David Diaz

A short human being who is short and also short. He likes to point out the fact that he's Mexican. He can be super supportive at times. As amazing as he is, he has flaws, but we don't talk about those.

Guy 1: Have you met David Diaz?
Guy 2: Duh. He's my best friend.

by LlamaBoss0924 December 11, 2019

The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.

Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."

by Miss David January 27, 2022