Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023

David

a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree

to describe other David people

by maja java konj so golem kur November 22, 2021

david popa

daisy-mays boyfriend, secret admirer, lover, future husband, also has dreams about her

wow hes in love with daisy may, he must be a david popa!!

by ninollie November 22, 2022

david joseph lee

The founding father of the New Nation "Free America ". III% PATRIOT, American hero, like a immortal GOD.

All people should be humble for the blessings that was bestowed up us by David Joseph Lee.

by KUNTRY January 19, 2017

David's Bridal

A clothier in the United States that specializes in wedding dresses, prom gowns, and other formal wear. It is the largest American bridal-store chain

April 17, 2023, David's Bridal filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy again, citing challenges brought on by the COVID-19 pandemic and uncertain economic conditions, and could close all of its stores and liquidate if a buyer is not found within the next few weeks

by SPrice1980 April 23, 2023

David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....

Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...

by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023

David Tennant

a very hyperactive scottsman, who everyone loves and wants to date. he's also very pretty

Jayden: Oh my god did you see David Tennant on TV last night!?
Cherry: Yes, he's so pretty, I love him
Jayden: I wish I could marry him
Cherry: Me too

by CaptainCrowley December 1, 2021