Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022

Oatmeal Cream Pie

Jacking off and cumming between two oatmeal cookies

I made cookies today and had a girl over and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.

by anonymous May 26, 2025

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Cream sock

When you cum in your sock and then slap someone in the face with subsequently wet sock

Oh man I cream socked him so bad

You gonna make a cream sick later?

by Breecreamsock October 30, 2015

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 May 6, 2018

Ice Cream

Why isn't ice cream on here? I thought Urban Dictionary was reliable...

1: So, me and my friends got ice cream at the nearby store.

2: IDC

by WhatThePointOfBuildinForts February 28, 2019

Cream soda

Having sex and nutting inside the girl then urinating in her right after

Man i was banging this girl last night and i gave her a cream soda

by Ford flex December 29, 2018