by Fenasi_kerim November 21, 2021
Get the Canmug. 1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”
Person 2: “Can someone translate.”
2.
Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”
Person 2: “Can someone translate.”
2.
Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
by quACK ACK November 11, 2018
Get the can someone translatemug. by Noodle allie February 7, 2021
Get the A can of bean soupmug. What Columbo would say if he was asked to collect da testimony of irate 'n' bickering witnesses who would need to be verbally placified and encouraged to get along wif each other so dat they could all speak coherently while relating to said famous detective what they saw.
What with Columbo's inherently calm and unassuming manner, he put people at ease, and so if he said, "I reckon I can peace the story together" during an investigation, you could generally count on his being able to do so.
by QuacksO October 11, 2024
Get the I reckon I can peace the story togethermug. when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
Get the Mississippi Can Openermug. The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
by pcfbass November 14, 2011
Get the pigs can fly!mug. by The Animalistic January 24, 2017
Get the canned upmug.