A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick April 14, 2018
Get the Wog Can Openermug. by Julian D is best ™ January 27, 2023
Get the can I make a word in the urban dictionarymug. A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.
by Bulamadım November 22, 2021
Get the Canmug. 
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Get the can wastagemug. by Cantaloupelover November 21, 2021
Get the Canmug.